The Potluck Podcast

Tonight Pat talks about his new House!  Mike gets a promotion!  Steve's working on the New Pandora Amp stuff!! ...AND we all get the chance to hear New Words during the Word of the Day, as well as Female Artists who helped change music history, during Soundbytes....

...oh! and some guy Glenn, who doesn't know the routine, tries to disrupt production.  But as we in the biz know... the show must go on.  boo hoo to you.

Who would have thought that Steve actually "has" birthdays.... He's so old that we just thought that ...well, that he just gave up!   But people call in to wish him a happy.. and enjoy the banter as we come up with THE MARCH FOR PEPE!  Free Pepe!! (le' Pew). ...and soundbytes are artists who are born on Steve's Birthday.... Which just happens to be on St. Patrick's Day!  ...which makes Pat's day... because it's His Day as well... being that his name is Pat!.  ...duh!  Enjoy the episode as Janet Day And Annie Jackson, from The Misplaced Comedy Group enter the show... as well as Fletcher!

Get to know all the people and players involved with the upcoming tour!! Opening at The Capital Theater in Iowa, on Saturday, Sept 25th.

 

If you don't know the secret, then you should listen to this epic episode.  

Also joining us Father Brian & Lady Rebecca - Planet ADHD (https://brianboldrey.podbean.com)

And Dave & Rhonda from The Dave Greenan Show! https://thedavegreenanshow.podbean.com

As well as the Most EPIC Soundbytes yet!! - Who will win?... find out.

Man, We had fun tonight during our Therapy Session. Lots of people joined in and Steve heard from a friend he hasn't seen since 1992!!! Holy Crap He's old!!!  BUT We got our First "Beans"... whatever that means... AND We make a HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT on this episode... so tune in and join us for what's about to happen.  And enjoy the Word(s) Of The Day, as well as Soundbytes... and Sarmenti yelling "Fazul" through text message.  It all happens on This episode of.... The Potluck Brothers' Podcast.

 

And now back to our regularly scheduled program.

Yes,  tonight we learn some stuff...  With Word of the Day!! Daffy Dictionary! Do You Know... and Steve Learns that Circle K was originally Circle Kangaroo.... NO WAY!  And Steve Also gets to know the feeling of Icy Hot on his 'under carriage'... as He Lost the Super Bowl Bet.  ...If you haven't been listening, you may not understand all the inside jokes, BUT... we still have fun!   AND Soundbytes tonight are Classic Rock "intros" to songs.... Will the guys win?  Again, if you haven't been listening to it Live, or calling in... You may have missed the prizes.... but you can still have fun!   We also learn that People In Pa are a little Bonkers lately... Just then the Door opens and out jumps Bernie! Gloves 'n all!  "What the Hell are you doing jumping out like that!!" Pat yells.  Laughing hysterically, Bernie says, " I was just passing through and thought I'd Say HI!"  As he skipped through the studio and trips over Mike's big-ass feet, he stumbled through the garage and out to his car that may have been there all day... and we didn't notice.

"Well, That just happened" said Steve... and in a blink of an eye... the show was over. 

Honestly, I have no idea.

Tonight's Therapy included:  Chronicles of Groundhog's Day... various candies... Pat's butthole... and many more quips, banter, wit, horseplay, parodies, satire, improv, rich-low brow, spoof, of a whimsical, comedy, drollery that gives you pleasure, when you witness for the first time that three guys in a room come into this with an agenda... and it all becomes ....golden.  Fazoool!  Yes, the guys then make sport of Steve's mannerisms that he's "acquired" over the years.  ...and, there it is!  I know the other guys in the show don't read any of the things I post here, so I'll just keep going.... I bet you're wondering where the story of Gerald and Sylvia was going, aren't you?... Well, If you have read the previous episodes I'll give you a quick "ones -up" on where the story was... is.. headed.  If you've just seen this for the first time, then perhaps you should read the previous episode details and catch up.  Also keep in mind that there were a few weeks off for the holidays and such... But! Sylvia, ...did she seem like a bitch to you, as she did me?... Well, at least at first... because she probably thought that Her Man was a cheatin'... So, of course she was maybe a little pissed... That's when Mike Pops up and says, "..but, to travel 3000 miles after her man, kinda makes ya wonder".  You're right, Mike... It sure does.  Because then you're probably thinkin' ...Uhhh Psycho..., right?  "you're Damn Right!" says Pat, nodding his head, ...because... {enter scary music} ...(In whispery announcer voice)  "...we ...all know"  (Yes, Say it Like Schatner...) "What Happens... when..."  (brief pause)  "A woman B jealous"...  {switch camera angle} (Schatner turns to screen)(Camera: Close UP!) "A WOMAN b JEALOUS!"  (and... end scene) Cut, that was great guys. Dude, Ya totally know no one is actually reading this, right? Yeah... I know.  Ya know sometimes I wish the show was like more... longer... ya know? So rants like this could go on and on, without any direction ...or like,  ...some kinda story line I was talking about when we started this conversation.  So, Back to Gerald.  The whole story... Well, when you walked in, ...began with Gerald walking down the basement steps.  He gets knocked out, wakes up with Sylvia standing over him... How does this look to him, as well?  And Was He really looking for the map?  Pat's like, "Dude, what's the Boston Score?" Steve looks at Pat "You mean The Flyers' Score" ...as there's a moment of silence as Steve turns back to the computer and starts typing... Then he stops and says... uhhhh, I'm taping it.  But As I'm typing this it's the 3rd period and I wanna check it out... so I'll Make this quick.  Dave gets a wild hair up his butt, goes to plan C... and all shit's about to happen!  The end.  Go Flyers! ...geeze, how many personalities can one go through in a single conversation.  By themselves. Sitting in a room, waiting for the file to generate.  Seeing how fast I can type nothing, yet make it something... oh shit Gotta go Flyers Scored!  And the file finished generating so I'm gonna copy.... and paste.... and put that shit right down... into that and then color it blue and try not to think about flubbing the newscast, like some rookie, monkey boy, trying to make their bones at a Southern Country Music Station in the middle of a corn field. And the Flyers Scored Again... Now I feel like I'm cheating, by not watching them.... But I have on My Onesy. Yes, My Onsey with a butt flap.  I'm not gonna jinx anything, by saying any superstitious mumbo jumbo and ruin anything for anyone, so that's as far as it goes. Gooned night! and see ya next week.

Tonight... our therapy session includes Smashing Various candies into a sandwich... and trying to get Steve to eat it... while making vibrating sounds and quick witted dick jokes.  'merica!  That's why. 

Tonight's therapy session had a bunch of things happening!! It was great to see such a turn out from ALL Over!  Thanks for tuning in AND taking part of Tonight's Commercial Jingle "SoundBytes - Trivia."  But Wait!! ... There's More!

We got 2 pounds of missing Swedish Fish! 

Various Sound effects!

Steve Show off his man scape.

Pastor Pat is Back!

And we came up with a New Game Show for Mike!  (Can you guess what it is?).... If not, Tune in Next Week!!!

 

...And now back to our regularly Scheduled Program.

 

 

Dave got up from his chair and picked up the phone.   As the phone rang twice, a man answered in a gruff voice, "Yeah..?"   Dave, whisking the side of his hair away from the phone, "It's time for Plan B."  With a click on the other end, Dave then hung up the phone and walked across the room.  Opening a door, that to the normal eye, looked like a regular closet.  But a closet was the not the purpose of this room.  Brushing aside the hanging clothes appears another doorway.  A smaller doorway.  

Dave pushed open the door, which led to an arsenal of hand guns, semi automatics and knives.  All mounted on cork board, along side what appeared to be a poster.  Not just any poster... But a map.  The Map. 

The Map that Gerald held with his own hands, prior to being knocked unconscious in the basement.  Dave looked at the map. Looked at his arsenal, then back at the map.   "Well, Plan B might be happening..." Dave muttered to himself, "...But this time I'll know where to go, before you get there."   You could almost hear the 'mwahh ahh ahhh ahh..' in his mind as he picked up his favorite 9mm, and started cleaning it.

 

...tune in next Wednesday!  7pm

Our 50th Episode... as far as we've counted...

And the start of a New Year!!  

In TONIGHT'S THERAPY SESSION...

Steve wants to Buy a New Guitar... Weird News Stories... Sound effects generator... Covid... Making Mike's Pickles... Movies... Anne Frank... and... Protest Soundbytes, are only a FEW of the many things we talk about during this episode... AND BOB! joins us as well....  What a start of the New Year... We've had so much fun, that PODBEAN decided to kick us off toward the end of the episode....

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A short and sweet episode with BOB!

Performing a sound check with the All New "StreamDeck" sound machine.

And we talk about the Capital Chaos - as mad numbskulls rushed the Capital building, only to take selfies... so the world could see who all were involved... Ohhh, How Smart of them. 

Soundbytes were Cartoon Theme Songs...

Enjoy!

If ya missed it... Here ya go!  This, being our 2nd Holiday show... We go through the whole year of funnies that we've done... From Shooting soda out our noses to Tasing Mike and Pat...  We've actually done quite a bit.  Those who've listened, should give some feedback... but we know that you won't... because you're scared of what Pat would say.... Admit it.  

But really... We've had a fun and fantastic year, looking back... AND... Tonight SoundBytes are all Misplaced Comedy Holiday parody songs, where the guys have to guess the original titles... 

THEN!... Mike got naked.  ..and things got weird.  Because we were also broadcasting live on YouTube!... When he finally realized it, he got embarrassed.  So, instead of putting his clothes back on, he ran out the side door and down the street... leaving his clothes on the floor! 

Again... we had to chase him down the street. Buck naked, he ran... away from our headlights... the only thing he wore were his ripped up crocks on his feet, as he sped off... Yelling "I'm faster than Adam!", as he rounded a corner and into one of the neighbor's driveway.  There, he peed in the bushes, before taking off again.... 

...and that was the last time we saw Mike.

...it's not like he was going to answer his cell phone.  He left that, as well as his ripped up, skid marked, underwear in the studio!   So, Pat and Steve went back into the studio to finish out the rest of the show.

We won't be on next week, because we're sure that we'll have to bail Mike out of jail, or something... So we all wanted to wish everyone a safe and festive Holiday Season.  Merry Christmas!  Happy New Year!  And may God Bless you all!  Cheers!

Well, Not only Covid... but work got involved with our therapy session tonight... Mike had to work late, Pat called us from Home... And Steve was stuck in the studio - trying to keep the show going...  

We also found out that PODBEAN listed our show as having Erotic Content with Violence!! ...no wonder we don't get any promotional assistance from them.  Unfortunately, we don't have any Ax wielding, Naked Chicks wearing hockey masks to chop at you while listening to Led Zeppelin on their Boob Boxes... oops, I meant Boom Boxes... If they even still make those anymore..... 

LUCKILY Blundy from India gave us a shout out... as we dove into our personal lives, chatting and telling jokes!  New friends!!! yay!  

Other than that... NEXT WEEK will be our HOLIDAY Episode.... SO TUNE IN! ...We'll try to keep our copyrighted, erotic content and violent activities right where Podbean says it is....

COVID protocol is in effect in the Studio!  Everyone is "At Least" 6 feet apart... Everyone was doused with Lysol, prior to entering the studio.  Everyone were given brand new, quality masks... which made us sound like 1970's Dolby noise reduction for cassette and vinyl... As our show started with various Misplaced Comedy Group Holiday material.. as we've been undergoing various Covid Protocol requirements... No rectal thermometers were harmed in the process... AND... Because we all Passed... and Mike lost the thermometer in his crack... The Show went on... And here it is!    

On a more serious note... We all have loved ones and know people with Covid.  Please be careful and wear your masks... They're Not for your protection, they're for you to protect the ones around you... to help the spread of any spray or snot from your body.   - you may think it's your constitutional right to Not wear one... but you also might wear underwear to avoid people from seeing your ass.... (unless you're in Walmart).  Same dif... Just be safe people.

Now Back to our regularly scheduled program...

Tonight!! We had Jen&JeffP listening in... We discussed the practical jokes (or "The War") between Pat & Mike... The good fortune of Pat... and the Many misfortunes of Mike... ALSO SoundBytes is Classic Rock that everyone knows... Except Pat & Mike.  

Enjoy!  Because we do.

Ok... So we're naked...

...In the Studio.

Waiting for Podbean to come on... and Firefox is causing issues... Switched to Chrome... and vazoom!!  We're LIVE!

It's the Beginning of our HOLIDAY SEASON... So, we chat about The Holidays, Movies, New Updates on the ALIEN MONOLITHS... Yes, there's now more than one... ...Or are there..... more than ...one. (enter creepy music.... ooooooo.....)

Mike pees in the neighbor's bushes.. Again.... LIVE.... And Of course... in Full Moonlight (as our soundbytes deal with Songs with The Moon!

...The room fills with smoke, and then...

That's when Mike had his  meltdown.

(read this next part - as if you were William Shatner)

First he stands up, looks around... as if he didn't know where he was... Confused at his nakedness, in an enclosed and padded room, with two other guys...  he stumbles around 1... no, Two steps... Looks down to see his pleated khakis down around his ankled Crocks.... Spins around to look at Pat.... turns back to look at Steve... Looks down again... bending over so slightly to look down again ...over his ...thumbs,   that were covering his privates.  He then closes his eyes, as if perhaps this could be a dream... Some sort of sick nightmare, that Pat subliminally put into his head, while he was sleeping.... But using his remote controlled, driod driven, Droan.  That would somehow transmit these hidden messages to him... He knew it!  He believes it...  That somehow this whole thing could be a dream....  Before opening his eyes, he takes in a deep breath.  Inhales so deep, that his lungs feel the pressure in his pounding chest...  Knowing that the next words out of his mouth would become some of the most prolific words that he would ever speak in his adult life.  He would yell out these words.  At the top of his lungs.  He would say these next few words with Pride, Wisdom, and willful knowledge.  He brushes his brow.  Stands tall.  Chest heaving.  Heart racing.  Removes one of his legs from the crumbled clothes, around his ankles, and places his foot on his Baltimore Ravens lawn chain... ...And with his lungs now full... his posture in the right position to handle any kind of crisis.  With a towering posture,  begins to billow out these words of wisdom.  These final words, that will depict his life... That will circumvent any misunderstanding.  That will bring his world around him to a stand still.  ...Words that will give meaning, Understanding, and bring peace.  ...while granting him pure serenity.  With all the air left in the room, He YELLS OUT!!!

 

.......i farted.

 

 

 

There's some hoes in dis house... is our new opening...integrated with the New Intro from 4 weeks back... and a whole bunch of Nonsense about turkey, soundbytes, stories, and monoliths!! ... But most importantly.... hoping that all of our sick compadres throughout the Podcasting World get well soon... And get back on the air... ...and have more fun.

 

Holy Crap!! We're STILL HERE!!!  ...still doing therapy on Wednesday's!

Tonight, Mike may not have been here, BUT!! ...we still make fun of him... Why?, you might ask... Well, basically because he wasn't here to defend himself.  ...Who are we kidding, we'd still make fun of him, even if he wasn't here... because That's What We Do!   If you call in, better make sure you have yer 'big boy' pants on...  

Tonight We talk about everything under the sun... Steve sings Happy Birthday, while Pat closes the show singing Celine Dion...  

 

And if you're looking at this right now.... YOU Better join us next Wednesday for our Thanksgiving Night Special!  You'll be thankful that you did.

7-9 - Right here on Podbean!

 

Yes folks... We've been at this for a full Year!

TONIGHT:  Steve Wears a Snuggie!  A full blown Snuggie... with a butt-flap!  Does a little dance and drinks a little water.... Mike Cuts his tongue and bleeds all over Steve's floor.  Then Proceeds to Drop his beer, the beer hits the table... punctures a hole in the beer... the beer then flies all over the place... gets the studio carpet all gooey...  and then leaves!

And if you believe THAT... well, then ya gotta listen to the show!

So much happens on the show... I can't even start... From Mike's tongue, Sir Sean Connery, The Snuggie, Cardi B, Green Bay Packers, All the sound effects, Eating cookies, Pizza, and non stop laughing... it's another crazy therapy, gossip session.  

...OH!!! and Tonight's SoundBytes Trivia is: Horror Film Theme Songs.

We'll try to be there for Wednesday.

Well, We were LATE tonight... Life happened... and a school bus full of prostitutes had to be arrested.  So, Steve made lasagna... while Pat & Mike had to finish the paperwork... meanwhile, the first 10 minutes are Steve playing some music... waiting for everyone to finish their lasagna.   That's when All Hell broke loose!

Before anyone knew it... we were all handed a cannoli for dessert.  

We all then go into our therapy sessions... while looking at still shot of Malania (before T) video... In the stand-up, leaning-tree position... and chatting about our week... Football, The World Series, and everything else under the sky... and Steve leaves to get his Halloween mask... and Pat & Mike LIGHT UP the studio with Smoke Bombs... WTF!?

We round out the episode with National Anthem Soundbytes Trivia... 

Guess who wins?... NOT YOU, because you didn't listen... NO PRIZE FOR YOU!... The prize vault is getting pretty full... because all you podbeaners are slackin'...  here we are, spilling our guts... every week... JUST WAITING to give you a prize... all you really have to do is show up.  Type in or call in your answers... And if you beat Pat & Mike... You Win!

You can also watch them blow up the studio at our YouTube Channel.  Just look up PotluckBrothers... you'll find it.  Geese, what do want from me... to just make you click on a link?... lazy... go to YouTube. Look it up.

And Now ...back to the pic of Malania...

 

Ooop!  I gotta go.

 

SO... It's another therapy session... with sound effects, bloops,bleeps, blitches and bonks... ..And before ya know it... We're talking politics.  So, we decided to let them do some talking instead.... which didn't work for us... so we started talkin'... and then mike had to 'tinkle'... he had to tinkle so much, that Pat, then had to 'tinkle'... and then Steve wets himself... 

...with his drink.

Soundbytes, was CLASSIC ROCK...

And then Mike had a Hot Date... 

...And ran off screaming down the street... while taking his clothes off... again... incoherently yelling something... we still don't know... but he left his car keys... So, Pat glued a whole bunch of tiny whistles underneath his car lid, and around the wheel wells of his car... so that everytime the car moves, the air that rushes in will make each whistle blow... in unison.

..by this time, Mike is already 2 blocks away.... Still yelling something.  Maybe he was yelling at someone... who knows... But the lights from the neighbors houses started to go on.... One by one... as Mike... now almost completely naked was running down the street...

By the time Pat was finished gluing the whistles, Mike was down to his crocs and socks...  Of course, Steve has this all on video... So, neither one of them will be running for office anytime soon.  

...And if you believe this.... Then you may actually be starting to get to know us better...  I mean, it IS our 40th episode, after all.... It's about time!

 

....And now for a short commercial break.

 

(Music Up)

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(Harp Sweep)(Upbeat music - up)

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...and that's all I got.