What Just Happened...

Honestly, I have no idea.

Tonight's Therapy included:  Chronicles of Groundhog's Day... various candies... Pat's butthole... and many more quips, banter, wit, horseplay, parodies, satire, improv, rich-low brow, spoof, of a whimsical, comedy, drollery that gives you pleasure, when you witness for the first time that three guys in a room come into this with an agenda... and it all becomes ....golden.  Fazoool!  Yes, the guys then make sport of Steve's mannerisms that he's "acquired" over the years.  ...and, there it is!  I know the other guys in the show don't read any of the things I post here, so I'll just keep going.... I bet you're wondering where the story of Gerald and Sylvia was going, aren't you?... Well, If you have read the previous episodes I'll give you a quick "ones -up" on where the story was... is.. headed.  If you've just seen this for the first time, then perhaps you should read the previous episode details and catch up.  Also keep in mind that there were a few weeks off for the holidays and such... But! Sylvia, ...did she seem like a bitch to you, as she did me?... Well, at least at first... because she probably thought that Her Man was a cheatin'... So, of course she was maybe a little pissed... That's when Mike Pops up and says, "..but, to travel 3000 miles after her man, kinda makes ya wonder".  You're right, Mike... It sure does.  Because then you're probably thinkin' ...Uhhh Psycho..., right?  "you're Damn Right!" says Pat, nodding his head, ...because... {enter scary music} ...(In whispery announcer voice)  "...we ...all know"  (Yes, Say it Like Schatner...) "What Happens... when..."  (brief pause)  "A woman B jealous"...  {switch camera angle} (Schatner turns to screen)(Camera: Close UP!) "A WOMAN b JEALOUS!"  (and... end scene) Cut, that was great guys. Dude, Ya totally know no one is actually reading this, right? Yeah... I know.  Ya know sometimes I wish the show was like more... longer... ya know? So rants like this could go on and on, without any direction ...or like,  ...some kinda story line I was talking about when we started this conversation.  So, Back to Gerald.  The whole story... Well, when you walked in, ...began with Gerald walking down the basement steps.  He gets knocked out, wakes up with Sylvia standing over him... How does this look to him, as well?  And Was He really looking for the map?  Pat's like, "Dude, what's the Boston Score?" Steve looks at Pat "You mean The Flyers' Score" ...as there's a moment of silence as Steve turns back to the computer and starts typing... Then he stops and says... uhhhh, I'm taping it.  But As I'm typing this it's the 3rd period and I wanna check it out... so I'll Make this quick.  Dave gets a wild hair up his butt, goes to plan C... and all shit's about to happen!  The end.  Go Flyers! ...geeze, how many personalities can one go through in a single conversation.  By themselves. Sitting in a room, waiting for the file to generate.  Seeing how fast I can type nothing, yet make it something... oh shit Gotta go Flyers Scored!  And the file finished generating so I'm gonna copy.... and paste.... and put that shit right down... into that and then color it blue and try not to think about flubbing the newscast, like some rookie, monkey boy, trying to make their bones at a Southern Country Music Station in the middle of a corn field. And the Flyers Scored Again... Now I feel like I'm cheating, by not watching them.... But I have on My Onesy. Yes, My Onsey with a butt flap.  I'm not gonna jinx anything, by saying any superstitious mumbo jumbo and ruin anything for anyone, so that's as far as it goes. Gooned night! and see ya next week.